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Hey Shorty or Heyyy Shawty CMU Buggy vs Pickup Lines


In a few short weeks, buggy recruitment is going to get in full swing. As a warning, here are some choice phrases heard around the buggy tents that our buggy correspondent swears aren't just lame pickup lines.

“How tall are you?”

“Can you get inside?”

“Are you inside?”

“How well do you fit?”

“Do you have any short friends?”

“We might need to violate your feet.”

“We love freshmen. The more freshman the merrier.”

“Meet me at stever basement 4 am for fun times ;)”

“Ignore the trash bags covering everything.”

“You’re getting no sleep tonight.”

“What is the exact height of your ass?”

“The chairman will meet you outside your dorm at 4 am to drive you.”

“You can’t tell anyone about what we’re doing.”