In each issue, readme publishes a series of “Also ins”, articles we’ve come up with the headline for, but don’t actually exist. Here we feature some of our best…or worst
Hot on the heels of Ben Carson’s rap ad come his newest singles, now in country and pop
Software Engineering Institute uses $3.7m grant to put dot on screen, needs further investment to center it
Van Buren refuses to leave character after BBAJ, keeps ranting about Panic of 1837
Floridian (of course) Augustus Sol Invictus promises second civil war if elected to US Senate
Chuck E. Cheese to offer hipster foods, alcohol to attract Millenials
Russia proving itself as world power by getting drawn into messy Middle East conflicts
Democrats support bill to defund Planned Parenthood, swap “u” to “e” at last minute
Pope Francis buys all donuts in Philadelphia during visit
Facebook goes down twice during TOC week, attempted blackmail by CMU student?
Alabama town bans both baggy pants and mini skirts in the name of gender equality
Scientists make THC from yeast, Red Star Yeast reports record profit
Kit Harrington seen on GoT set, claims he plays Jon Snow’s twin, “Joe Schmoe”
Orientation Prepares Freshmen for 4 Years of Bad Choices
That Economy Thing Still Not Doing So Well
Nation Gears Up to Elect One of Those Fuckers
Awful Things Happen in World
New Orleans Makes Another Bid to Become Atlantis
Romney’s slogan “Keep America American” convinces Obama not to sell country to Italy
Obama quits time travel plans, vowing “Forward not Back”
Breaking Bad has bad break
Wean Hall Sentenced to Death by Firing Squad
Nation tunes out political news hoping it will just go away and the next seven years before redistricting happens will just kind of happen while they sleep or something.
NSA employees, given the ability to stalk everyone they’ve ever known, do exactly what you’d expect.
Some Guy in Russia Nails Own Balls to Ground as Protest of Police State (really)
After Football Scandal Richard Incognito tries to go…damn, what was that word?
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