by Manet Ramsey, Getting Swole Correspondent
Two empty cardboard boxes were left in a hallway of Mudge House this Sunday, one of which was positioned with its inspirational messages relegated to the sides so that the logo and URL of the box’s origin, Bodybuilding.com, was prominently displayed on the top. Most noticeably, the boxes were left just outside the dorm room of the student who had ordered something from Bodybuilding.com, rather than next to the trash cans on the other end of the corridor.
“It’s not that I’m too lazy to walk down to the other side of the hallway,” said the freshman, who would prefer to remain anonymous but who has a one-in-three chance of being named Mike. “I really want everyone on our floor to know that someone in our suite is totally sticking to his New Year’s resolutions this year. And you’ll all know it’s me when I start looking absolutely jacked.”
The freshman declined to comment when asked whether he carried or carted the box’s heavy contents from the Cohon Center to Mudge.