by Mark Saporta, who Liked Band Names Before They Were Cool
This list is dedicated to my good friend and co-contributor Michael Quinn, who loves band names almost as much as he loves market capitalism, people shitting on modern art, and President-elect Donald Trump.
Colors Fade to Grey
The Laws of Aviation
Messiahs After Dark
Common Pepe and the Feels Bad Band
The Cognitive Dissonants
Law of Cycles*
The Liberal Friends
The American Dream Memorial Band
The Sad Sax
The New Old News
Married With Clintons
Adam Smith and the Invisible Hands
*If you get this, God help you. God help all of us animes.
(Man, the ending of Rebellion was insane though, amirite? Didn’t see that one coming.)