Welcome to Carnegie Mellon, You Fucking Nerds

Well, well, well, what have we here. Another year, another class of incoming students. readme has awakened from its long summer nap and is ready to once again spew satire across campus.

If you think you can handle the truth, continue on and read what lies ahead. If you think you can make up the truth, then you’re right—consider joining readme at the next opportunity. We’ll be at the activities fair on Wednesday, September 9th, 4:30 to 6:30. Look to the bear hats.

Until then, enjoy your first few weeks as a college student. You should definitely check out Casino Night on Thursday, the comedy show on Friday, and the free movie in McConomy on Saturday. Those are all put on by the second-best organization on campus, the Activities Board (AB). Full disclosure, the best organization on campus (readme, of course) is part of AB.

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