Things We May or May Not Be at War With

ISIS

• U.S.S.R.

• Obama

• Bears

• The word “moist”

• Pumpkin Spice

• Warm weather

• Jeggings

• Any and all of the “-stan”s

• Chris Christie

• Eye-Rack

• Ee-ron

• Eeyore

• Christianity

• Christmas

• Christopher Robin

• Terror

• Dangling participles

• Flip phones

• Crocs

• Crocs with socks

• Dubstep

• Banana Laffy Taffy

• Taylor Swift

• Thumbs

• Colds

• The ghost of Josef Stalin

• Josh Korn

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