CMU-themed New Year’s Resolutions (That You’ll Give up on by February)

Remember to make New Year’s resolutions next year

Attend all of your lecture classes

Invent time travel, use it to get all your resolutions from last year done

Invent time travel, use it to get all your 251 homework from last year done

Join readme (*cough* *cough*)

Punch a goat so hard it explodes (not a CMU-themed resolution, per se, more of a general life goal)

Lose five pounds (so you can fit in your buggy)

Quit drinking (Red Bull)

Cut back on the Vocelli’s

Try leaving a cluster before 3am once or twice in the year

Figure out why the first floor of Doherty doesn’t connect to Wean

Figure out why we have Wean

and finally: Graduate

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