Better Names for ‘Midterms’

  • Mid-months
  • Mid-weeks
  • Mid-some-indeterminate-amount-of-time-that-is-certainly-not-a-full-term
  • Wednesdays
  • Also Tuesdays
  • And you know what, sometimes Thursdays
  • Regular tests
  • Almost-third-terms
  • Five-seventeenth-terms
  • Point-two-nine-four-one-terms
  • Finals Jr.
  • The death of your free time
  • Impending caffeine addiction
  • Impending caffeine relapse
  • Time to befriend the smart kid
  • The reason you fill out that drop form
  • The reason you fill out that tranfser app
  • One-third of your grade
  • ‘Fuck, I have to wake up today’
  • ‘Wait, I’m doing WHAT today?!?!’

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