Letters to editors: readme struggles to fill article space

Thatcher Montgomery 9:57 PM

Hey Marisa,

This is Thatcher, your co-editor. I just want to let you know that we’re
actually short one article for our first issue. Thoughts?


Marisa Breitfeller 9:59 PM


Fuck. Give me a second.


Marisa Breitfeller 10:04 PM

Yeah, I’ve got nothing.


Thatcher Montgomery 10:24 PM

Well, hmmm. Let’s see, we have controversial topics, welcome-back articles, humor, and a classy bear on the front page. I can’t think of anything that would make this issue better. We haven’t done a letter to the editor in a while, have we?


Marisa Breitfeller 10:34 PM

Yes! Perfect! Letters to the editor…let’s see. Have we already done a Nigerian prince scam?


Thatcher Montgomery 10:40 PM

Yeah, I think so.


Marisa Breitfeller 10:40 PM

Facetious discussions of the readme budget?


Thatcher Montgomery 10:42 PM



Marisa Breitfeller 10:43 PM

Creepily sexual Halloween advice column?

Thatcher Montgomery 10:47 PM

Um, we did that already. And, in case you weren’t aware, it isn’t even Halloween, Marisa. Wait a minute. We’re both editors. And these are letters, to each other…


Marisa Breitfeller 10:50 PM

I don’t follow.


Thatcher Montgomery 10:50 PM

Well, if you think about it, that email you just wrote was technically a letter to an editor..


Marisa Breitfeller 10:55 PM



Thatcher Montgomery 10:58 PM

And, we’re looking for letters to editors to use in our readme issue.


Marisa Breitfeller 11:00 PM

You’re gonna have to spell this out for me.


Thatcher Montgomery 11:03 PM

What if we printed these emails as our letters to the editor?


Marisa Breitfeller 11:05 PM

Are you kidding? That would be an absolute cop-out. We’d basically be getting a whole article for no work.


Marisa Breitfeller 11:05 PM


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