Every week the staff of readme comes together to discuss current events on campus, in the U.S. and around the world. Then we attempt to make it funny. Sometimes we even succeed! We look at various news sources to find material. Often, we’ll find gems of headlines that we can’t even hope to make funnier. Today we’d like to share some of them with you.
Thin-Skinned Amateur Obama Addresses Congress, Our Parliament of Whores
Brunette Democrat Comes Out as “Pansexual”
Rick Santorum Compares Obamacare To Apartheid
Miss USA: Muslim Trailblazer? Or a Spy?
Tiger Woods Plays with Own Balls, Nike Says
Lucky Deer Rescued by Hovercraft
New Zealand’s prime minister denies being a giant space lizard
1 in 4 Americans unaware that Earth circles Sun
Lady Gaga Bitten By Rogue Slow Loris On Set Of New Video