List: Ways People Changed Over Winter Break


Grew a soul

That one girl who you shared two classes with    last semester suddenly got a whole lot more beautiful.

Ate a couple of rare candies and evolved

Became cannibals

Became not sleep-deprived

Inexplicably decided to begin wearing a jester hat all the time

Changed the number on their phone and told everyone else but you

Bitten by a radioactive spider

Converted to Scientology

Transferred to a different major

Transferred to a different college

Emerged from their cocoon and now they’re a beautiful butterfly

Grew a coat of winter fur

Finally got that robot self to work and now they only live at CMU through Skype

Funny? Not Funny?

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s