The 12 Days of Finals

On the First day of finals my college gave to me

A week left until we’re free

 

On the Second day of finals my college gave to me

Two Scottie dogs

And a week left until we’re free

 

On the Third day of finals my college gave to me

Three Red Bulls

Two Scottie dogs

And a week left until we’re free

 

On the Fourth day of finals my college gave to me

Four hours of sleep

Three Red Bulls

Two Scottie dogs

And a week left until we’re free

 

On the Fifth day of finals my college gave to me

Five failing grades

Four hours of sleep

Three Red Bulls

Two Scottie dogs

And a week left until we’re free

 

On the Sixth day of finals my college gave to me

Six geeks a-praying

Five failing grades

Four hours of sleep

Three Red Bulls

Two Scottie dogs

And a week left until we’re free

 

On the Seventh day of finals my college gave to me

Seven timers ticking

Six geeks a-praying

Five failing grades

Four hours of sleep

Three Red Bulls

Two Scottie dogs

And a week left until we’re free

On the Eighth day of finals my college gave to me

Eight coders coding

Seven timers ticking

Six geeks a-praying

Five failing grades

Four hours of sleep

Three Red Bulls

Two Scottie dogs

And a week left until we’re free

 

On the Ninth day of finals my college gave to me

Nine Sophomores stalling

Eight coders coding

Seven timers ticking

Six geeks a-praying

Five failing grades

Four hours of sleep

Three Red Bulls

Two Scottie dogs

And a week left until we’re free

 

On the Tenth day of finals my college gave to me

Ten TAs weeping

Nine Sophomores stalling

Eight coders coding

Seven timers ticking

Six geeks a-praying

Five failing grades

Four hours of sleep

Three Red Bulls

Two Scottie dogs

And a week left until we’re free

 

On the Eleventh day of finals my college gave to me

Eleven bagpipers piping

Ten TAs weeping

Nine Sophomores stalling

Eight coders coding

Seven timers ticking

Six geeks a-praying

Five failing grades

Four hours of sleep

Three Red Bulls

Two Scottie dogs

And a week left until we’re free

 

On the Last day of finals my college gave to me

Twelve million dollars in loans

Eleven bagpipers piping

Ten TAs weeping

Nine Sophomores stalling

Eight coders coding

Seven timers ticking

Six geeks a-praying

Five failing grades

Four hours of sleep

Three Red Bulls

Two Scottie dogs

And a week left until we’re free

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