Pittsburghers Too Shocked by Concept of Snow to Fucking Shovel It

Despite the regular occurrence of snowfall in Pittsburgh, many residents are still apparently struggling to understand the crystalline precipitation. In particular, the residents of Beeler Street seem particularly baffled by the idea, and seem to have no fucking idea how to fucking shovel it.

This can be seen by simply walking down the aforementioned street, where no more than two or three of the many houses lining the road have shoveled their goddamn sidewalks.

This unfamiliarity is particularly surprising given the increased prevalence of snow in recent years, particularly the so-called “Snowpocalypse” which took place just a few years ago. In just the past week, at least three or four days have experienced constant snowfall.

Presumably, many of these simpletons assume that the weather is controlled by the giant weather machine atop Hamerschlag Hall, rather than being a complex interaction of air pressure differences between one place and another. They likely conclude that this snow will magically disappear on its own, rather than understanding that the sun must heat this snow substantially to melt it completely.

In the meantime, the partially-melted snow continues to turn into a slush that is both inconvenient to walk through and unappealing to look at.

As such, readme would like to send out a public service announcement to tell people to get off their asses and shovel their fucking sidewalks instead of inconveniencing literally everyone who has to walk down the street on a daily basis.

Seriously.

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