CMU’s New Years’ Resolutions

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  • Sleep
  • Don’t eat at the Underground
  • Try to spend 20 minutes near a window with the shade up each day
  • Shower more than once a month
  • Have an audibe communication with your crush
  • Make friends that aren’t robots/computer programs
  • learn to cook things that take more than two steps
  • stop eating cookie dough raw
  • start eating cookie dough raw
  • start doing laundry instead of buying jeans in bulk at costco
  • Do your homework
  • Don’t Do your homework
  • get that split personality thing looked at
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  • Hug Jared Cohon (srsly. He’s leaving)
  • Write an article for readme

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