Which publication are you?

Take this quiz to find out!

  1. What super power would you have?
    1. Being able to pass your finals
    2. Invisibility, but only when it snows
    3. Spontaneous loss of body heat
    4. Ability to make my parents love me
  2. How do you know if your boyfriend is cheating on you?
    1. He’s working out at the gym (no doubt to attract other ladies/gents)
    2. He won’t answer your phone calls, insists you were never in a relationship, and asks you to stop following him home
    3. He’s been dead three weeks (cheating with Death, the ass!)
    4. He’s making out with your sister right now
  3. What would your ideal date be?
    1. Poking dead things with a stick
    2. Fighting zombies (together <3)
    3. Long walk on the beach while drinking wine
    4. Wait, that was a date? Oh shoot.
  4. When do you feel your best?
    1. In the morning
    2. During the afternoon
    3. At night
    4. During the Apocalypse
  5. How do you walk?
    1. Fairly fast with long steps
    2. Less fast with my head down
    3. I’m in a wheel chair, you asshole
    4. Slowly

If you answered:

  • Mostly A’s – you’re readme! Congrats!
  • Mostly B’s – you’re readme! Sorry 😦
  • Mostly C’s – you’re readme! Even more readme that the A’s are.
  • Mostly D’s – you’re not a paper. Imposter!

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